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Dear Sir,
Re:Increased opportunity for expansion in your sector.
Being ever forward thinking and thoroughly realistic, and not in the least easily swayed, I foresee a growing need within your company for such as I.
Alas, it was ill-luck indeed that saw me triumphant in the General Election of 2010, but while I fancy that I have put that misfortune behind me, the contacts and friendships I engineered over the campaigning period shall stand me in good stead and may well be of some use to your company's future plans, or indeed your plans for the future of your company.
Please be assured that all public recollection of my having been victorious in 2010 shall be of short duration, and I am actively taking steps to ensure that this is the case.
On the up-side you will be fully aware of my part in the recent expansion of opportunities within your sector and that I am, above any and all of the others who also may contacting you at this time, fully conversant with your needs.
Yours most humbly,
The Hon. XXXX MP.
P.S.
N.B. Please do not contact me via my work numbers or email addresses. Discretion is paramount, and can be relied upon on my part.
P.P.S.
As I have always looked out for my own interests above all else, please understand that this shall be fully available to you.
P.P.P.S.
You may have seen me at PMQs, I am the one looking most interested and with the brightest and most alert visage.
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