howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
saw a bloke the dead spit of charlie going in to the jobcentre the other day
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/384870/25-Tory-MPs-looking-for-another-jobKeith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,942
He needs to
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Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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Dear Sir,
Re:Increased opportunity for expansion in your sector.
Being ever forward thinking and thoroughly realistic, and not in the least easily swayed, I foresee a growing need within your company for such as I.
Alas, it was ill-luck indeed that saw me triumphant in the General Election of 2010, but while I fancy that I have put that misfortune behind me, the contacts and friendships I engineered over the campaigning period shall stand me in good stead and may well be of some use to your company's future plans, or indeed your plans for the future of your company.
Please be assured that all public recollection of my having been victorious in 2010 shall be of short duration, and I am actively taking steps to ensure that this is the case.
On the up-side you will be fully aware of my part in the recent expansion of opportunities within your sector and that I am, above any and all of the others who also may contacting you at this time, fully conversant with your needs.
Yours most humbly,
The Hon. XXXX MP.
P.S.
N.B. Please do not contact me via my work numbers or email addresses. Discretion is paramount, and can be relied upon on my part.
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As I have always looked out for my own interests above all else, please understand that this shall be fully available to you.
P.P.P.S.
You may have seen me at PMQs, I am the one looking most interested and with the brightest and most alert visage.
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
- Posts: 62,352
let's hope he takes your advice and is successful tom, if not he will have to cut down on things like dining at the best restaurants.
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
- Posts: 6,950
Should that not be, "weigh in" and "weigh out"?
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
Guest 696- Registered: 31 Mar 2010
- Posts: 8,115
Charlie got just about all the coordinates wrong which he ever campaigned on.
He U-turned on his most important campaigning issues concerning Dover District (or Dover and Deal constituency).
This will come back home, of-course.
Keith Sansum1- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
- Posts: 23,942
we agree alexander
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