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    a bloke goes into a pub and pulls a tiny bloke and an equally tiny piano out of his pocket and puts both on the bar, the little chap starts to play some chopin.

    the barperson is astounded and asks the customer where he got it, the gloomy reply came back " i found a lamp, rubbed it and a genie appeared and said i could have anything i wanted but there was a language problem, i didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist".

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