Clearly Kathy the big story here is that you have had all your hair cut off 

 ...so without further ado can you send me a picture for instant publication. 

  It will help people recognise you in future.
The next hot news of course is the Dover Express departure. I take it that its happening right now. Sad that the once great Dover can now no longer support a paper of either hue. Very sad. I take it too that its all to be run from Folkestone. 
I wonder what Folkestone's got that we havent got, everything seems to be moving there.