The chart will help us understand.............
Medical Term
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Irish Definition
Artery-
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The study of paintings.
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Bacteria
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Back-door to cafeteria.
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Barium
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What doctors do when patients die.
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Benign
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What you be, after you be eight.
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Caesarean Section
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A neighbourhood in Rome.
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Cat-scan
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Searching for Kitty.
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Cauterise
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Made eye contact with her.
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Colic
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A sheep-dog
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Coma
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A punctuation mark.
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Dilate
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To live long.
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Enema
Not a friend.
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Fester
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Quicker than someone else.
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Fibula
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A small lie.
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Impotent
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Distinguished, well-known.
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Labour Pain
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Getting hurt at work.
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Medical Staff
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A Doctor's cane.
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Morbid
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A higher offer.
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Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than for Working during the Day.
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Node
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I knew it.
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Out-patient
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A person who has fainted.
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Pelvis
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Second cousin to Elvis.
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Post- Operative
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A letter- carrier.
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Recovery Room
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Place to do upholstery.
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Rectum
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Nearly killed him.
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Secretion
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Hiding something.
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Seizure
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Roman Emperor.
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Tablet
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A small table.
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Terminal Illness
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Getting sick at the airport.
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Tumour
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One plus one more.
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Urine
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Opposite of you're out.
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