Guest 653- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#1
I received this email this morning - so funny.
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the pavement in front of her home.
Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign
announcing FREE KITTENS.
Suddenly a line of big cars pulled up beside her, out of the lead car stepped a grinning man.
"Hi there little girl, I'm the leader of the Labour Party, Ed Miliband, what do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they ?" asked Miliband.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Labour supporters", answered Suzy with a smile.
Miliband was delighted.As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.
Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two of them agreed that he should return the next day and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So the next day, Suzy was again on the pavement with her basket of "FREE" kittens when Milliband's motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from BBC, ITV, ABC, CNN and Sky News,
Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Miliband got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away".
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they're Conservative/Liberal Democrat supporters".
Taken by surprise, Ed stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were LABOUR SUPPORTERS".
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know, but today, they have their eyes open".
Roger
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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#2
Well, fellow kittens. Now it's official just what certain political partys think of we voters.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#3
has anyone seen keith or reg?
DT1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 15 Apr 2008
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#4
Ah yes, cats.
Have no sense of loyality, happily sodding off if the old lady down the road is offering some tasty scraps.
Completely self centred.
Territorial, always in fear that another cat will nick their patch.
Terrorising other smaller animals, but always quick to bolt at anything bigger.
Quite happy to eat and eat as to become 'fat cats'.
...Oh yes and they always defecate in OTHER people's gardens.
Yep - Tories.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#5
hadn't realised you had met my cat darren, she never mentioned it.
DT1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 15 Apr 2008
- Posts: 1,116
#7
I couldn't resist it Roger, sorry.
I know you're one of the good ones.
Guest 653- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#8
That's O.K. - a second (non-sarcastic) Thank You.
Roger
