The image that report conjured up is enough to make anyone snigger, a good thing the cows were a placid bunch.
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I try to be neutral and polite but it is hard and getting even more difficult at times.
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In future I shall think twice before ordering ox tongue. But has this guy never seen the teeth on a cow? I might nominate him for a Darwin Award Honourable Mention. (For the uninitiated, that's for people who do things which ought rightly to remove them from the gene pool, but somehow escape the consequences of their stupidity and live to tell the tale.)
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
