Folkestone, Folkestone
There's so much a-going on in Folkestone
If you've never visited the town before
they've got what all the others have, and so much more
Reading, staging
they are very big on knowledge-sharing
They have their finger on the pulse, tres à la mode
[As evidenced by the goings on in the Folkestone Road]
Folkestone, Folkestone
hardly ever overshadowed, that's Folkestone
The town is renowned the whole world over
especially with those that've never ever heard of Dover...
[Its wrong of me, I know, but who can resist temptation?]