Desperate Dan,
The dirty old man,
Washed his face
In a frying pan;
Combed his hair
With the leg of a chair;
Desperate Dan,
Farewell to thee, beloved tome
a world of fun in every home
Is Beryl imperilled or Korky tamed
rather, online they'll continue the antics for which they're famed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-20410575Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.