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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10985111/British-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fire-at-France.html

    Colin Furze, a plumber and inventor from Stamford, Lincolnshire, has begun building the biggest fart machine ever, which he plans to place on top of the cliffs of Dover and aim across the Channel towards France. His hope is that the French, 21 miles away, will hear the blast.
    The machine, which Furze will house in a pair of specially constructed buttocks, is a giant pulse valveless jet engine - as used in Nazi V-1 bombs during the Second World War - that creates a plume of fire to go along with its deafening roar. Furze hopes to mount the contraption on the cliffs of Dover on July 24, between 6 and 7pm


    Presumable this is real? Doesn't say where on the White Cliffs though.

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