Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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#1
I dunno, this warm weather does bring the loonies out.
Spotted this one snorkeling up the river, he only did 10 yrds before he got cut to peices.
grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
Guest 661- Registered: 16 Mar 2008
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#2
Talking of extreeeeem sport's Ian two weeks today GO NAVY

A dog is just not for christmas save some for boxing day
Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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#3
Ok what about extreme ironing then.
I managed two pairs of jeans before my ironing board floated away.
Oh Humphy your going to lose again.

grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
Guest 656- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#4
Ian, My ironing board and iron floated away years ago, Gawd, how I hated iorning!

#5
Ironing is very therapeutic, well, mindless fun really. All females should be strongly encouraged to do more because of the health benefits.

Nice pic Ian.
#6
Sid, that's a bit like saying just because I have small feet, I can get closer to the kitchen sink, tut tut

#7
Jane, are you telling me it isn't so?

Guest 693- Registered: 12 Nov 2009
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#8
I'm sure there must be surveys to prove it Sid. Perhaps Alexander could help us with that?
True friends stab you in the front.
#9
You boys are just too cheeky x
Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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#10
I realy must attend the next forum doooo.
Just think.....all of those fine forumite females giving Sid a good kicking.
Go for it girls.

grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
#11
Doh! I thought you said "licking" Ian. Not too sure I want to be kicked although high-heeled leather thigh boots might make me change my mind though; as would Bern/Jane/Melissa/Diana in nurses uniforms could see a change of heart too. I think my blood pressure needs checking now.
Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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#12
Er I wouldn't look at it like that Sid if I where you.
Each of those fine ladies could have a hubby with size ten tappers and your blood pressure may not come into it.

grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
#13
Fortune favours the brave, and I see no protests!

Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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#14
But thats the odd thing about females Sid.......a false sense of security and all that, then wham, your doodahs are in yer throat.

grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#15
i am still thinking about jane and her small feet.
ian
sorry to hear about your loss, your voice will never be the same again, look on the bright side though, there are vacancies for choir boys at st marys.