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Following the tv programme shown last night which followed the plight of a Guersneyman to Switzerland to commit assisted suicide public reaction has been mixed. Over here in the Channel Islands many islanders felt he had been driven to it by the recent influx of Jocks and Poles in the island
On the mainland a spokesperson for the NHS said they had been forced to adopt these extreme methods in order to meet Tory targets and reduce hospital waiting lists. He added that with the closure of council care homes for the elderly and in the wake of Maggie Thatchers policy to shut mental institutions and put people back on the streets that the health service was left with no alternative.
David Cameron said that he was doing everything he could to help the less well off by providing discounted one way tickets for the poor. Ken Clarke,jumping onto the bandwagon, said that he had already booked places for Rose West the kid killer and Dennis Nielsen the boil in the bag murderer. ''I was elected on the premise of reducing the prison population 'and this seems like an acceptable and cost effective method of fulfilling those election promises.''
In a surprise announcement many Lib/Dems disenchanted with the demolition government and facing years in the wilderness have volunteered to pay for their own tickets and meet any medical costs involved.
Many people from Terry Pratchetts middle earth disc world have gone one step further by recommending that the unemployed,the bone idle,immigrants,the village idiots ,lager louts,Cardiff hen parties and over paid over sexed footballers should all be forced to top themselves upon reaching 30 years of age,
In Dover ,Mr Ima A Right Hyphen Winger suggested that pavement cyclists,irresponsible dog owners,junkies,8 Bell boozers and even his own nest door neighbour should be added to the list.
On a serious note for religious reasons (yes I know its no longer hip to have faith) I am totally against euthanasia and would rather suffer for a few years on earth than spend an eternity of regret..