England's Women and the Cricket World Cup!

• Guest 640

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  22 March 2009     08:1917882
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  Latest Hot Flash!! :England wimmin win world cup outright!
  
  Ah now Im sure its a great achievement but a fella cant take wimmins cricket seriously. I mean when Helen or Mary bowl their 'maiden over' by slipping in a 'googly' right on their 'middle leg' ..well it just doesnt bear thinking about. It leaves me 'stumped' for words so it does, as the consequences could be far reaching at 'middle and off'. Ah yes its a real 'leg breaker' and enough to make your eyes water. And if the fast bowler gives you one or two 'bouncers' chest high, well you might be in real trouble...or failing that you could be fixed up for a fun filled saturday night!
  
  Oooh my googlies!!
  
  But congratulations all the same..from grumpy male! We couldnt pull it off!
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Ross Miller

  • Location: London Road, Dover
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  22 March 2009     08:2917883
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  Excellent news
  
  Well done to the team and their support staff
  "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
  
  "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength,
  While loving someone deeply gives you courage" - Laozi
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  22 March 2009     10:4217888
  #3      
  Hurrah to us. And a slapped ankle for PaulB.
• Guest 653

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  22 March 2009     20:0917917
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  Congratulations indeed and great puns there PaulB.
  
  
  
  
  Roger
• Guest 664

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  22 March 2009     21:3017936
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  I'm told their swingers are almost unplayable.
• Bern

  • Location: Dover
  23 March 2009     08:2317978
  #6      
  Ankles...........slapped........
• Guest 640

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  23 March 2009     08:3317980
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  Ah yes us poor old chaps lost again in the night. Humiliated by the West Indies. Although they lost, the lads remain a far superior species as they are much better with their balls. They can swing 'em, googly 'em, and it must be acknowledged that the one that goes straight up the middle can be the most peasurable of all. It can certainly take out the middle and off providing there is a bit of bounce and it isnt sticky!!
  
  Ooops Im feeling it round the ankles!!lol
  email: dover7@msn.com
• Guest 656

  • Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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  23 March 2009     15:2217990
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  I'll give you a bit more than a slap round the ankles PaulB, a good clip around the ear more like, and thats a box around the ears to you, it just ain't cricket referring to us wimmin like that Well Done to the girls
• Guest 641

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  23 March 2009     17:0517998
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  If you get a box around the ears PaulB, make sure its not being worn at the time
• Guest 649

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  23 March 2009     17:1517999
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  Well done makes good reading