Johnny Cash did lend a little humour to the dire warning about building one's dream piece-meal, as I recall.
Plastic surgery, hair-dye, shoe-lifts, lipo-this 'n' that, botox, silicone, a little actual exercise (good for the promo-shots), poetry appreciation classes, deportment tutorials and elocution lessons...the list may not be endless, nor exhaustive either and way more tiresome than exhausting, although much will probably be made of the sacrifices, the devotion etc., but sooner or later the time will come when an actual sentence has to be produced...ah, that is where the pouting seminars come in to their own.
P.S.
In truth and for the sake of fairness. I must admit to having something of a personal interest in all and any talk of 'accent'. That I am also twice the man of any of those with experience of the procedures and what-nots above, but enough of me...and there is.
