Reminds me of this..........a man was at home reading the paper when he heard thump, thump, thump....followed by shouting and cursing. A few minutes later his wife entered the room. "Why didn't you come and see if I was ok" she said "I fell down the stairs" "Sorry" replied her husband, I thought it was just the start of Eastenders!!
If you think Eastenders is bad I am currently laid up with the flu. Reading hurts my eyes after a short time so other than listening to music I am resigned to daytime TV. After 2 days I have discovered its one long round of DNA testing to find out who's the daddy. Why is there never anything good on when I need it? I have seen one decent programme on the National Geographic channel and that's been about it. Oh and please don't get me started on the new series of 'The only way is Essex'. God forbid people may think everybody here is actually like that agghhhh!
