Just when you thought it was safe to return to the Mayor's Parlour, here he is again, your own, your very own (because YOU clowns voted for him!) Neil 'Sniffer' Rix, about to appear in a tabloid near you over the weekend.
http://www.kentlive.news/dover-taxpayers-forced-to-upgrade-the-mayor-8217-s-car-because-his-other-one-is-8216-too-small-8217/story-30460427-detail/story.html
Why the Hell he cant he use his own 4 wheel drive Chelsea Tractor (complete with personalised number plates) and claim a few quid in mileage allowance, God only knows.
(At least if we see a BFG wearing a peaked cap parked up in a limmo in Snargate Street we'll know who he's waiting for!)