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    Excellent, thanks.

    (I'd imagined a reality tv with a narrative voice along the lines of...

    'Fluffy the sniffer dog and Customs Officer Brenda are inspecting a suitcase leaking dangerous raspberry jam... Over in the lanes, John Piston is angry that a tuggy clipped the off-side wing of the Mk II Cortina he was driving to a classic car show in the Costa del Sol... Meanwhile, an emergency situation has arisen as the Merry Dolphin has run out of Ginsters spicy vegan pasties...')

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