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'Apparently promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.
Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.
"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.
Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade. '
So Heaven knows what they have been getting up to in Reykjavik to set off the volcano!
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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#2
An education in plate tectonics should explain all.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
#3
At the risk of incurring a jihad against me, a la Salmon Cushty, these cleric blokes are a damn menace to society and should be taken to task in a mjorly fashion. Instead of banging on about Bin Liner, we should be pushing the education, education, education button. Only then will the world be a safer place and its people live in freedom.
What do you mean, we tried that here?
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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i bet most of the assembled throng were trying hard to hold back their laughter at the pronouncement of the idiotic cleric.
having thought about my statement, i think i will make sure all the doors are locked tonight.
#5
I'm going to put my dishdash on, just to confuse the enemy:
Guest 672- Registered: 3 Jun 2008
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#6
Wahey steady on there Sid.
You forgot to take your money belt off matey.
Lawrence of Dubris or what.
grass grows by the inches but dies by the feet.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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#7
Sid, how many oil wells have you? your answer is secret with me.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
#8
I've got a couple of ink wells Colin.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#9
inshallah effendi.
sid looks there like one of those blokes that sends us e mails promising us unbelievable riches if we send him a brown envelope containing used twenty pound notes to a nigerian post office box.
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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#10
Be careful Howard, you don`t know what`s strapped underneath that lot. Boom boom. (Thank you Jeane).
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
#11
Ah, my money raising outfit, I've got one or several of those:
#12
Oops, I seem to have deleted my dishdash pic, so here it is again:
#13
well im really unsure how to comment on this topic , so earthquakes are caused by nookie then ??????
