Philip. Philip. Take care that you are not the source of global warming or traces of gas.
Certainly the old system of charging a deposit for bottles of all sorts would do more good, but this still leaves aluminium cans. Perhaps the rightful place for those is the pavement or the public park, fast becoming their natural habitat.
What if the supply of UK holes dried up? We may as well begin with the Cheddar Gorge than weep over it in a few years time. On the other hand, what about 'Pennines 2', the Tunbridge Tor? Just piling our waste up closer to home maybe is the answer. Turn the South Downs into the South Ups? Fill in the Dover Straits, starting with the harbour and ending with a ten-lane black-top sweeping majestically down where Dover now is?
If we were to set aside the hot-air and general clap-trap from the politicians perhaps the angst would subside and leave us free to think the whole thing through?