I see Scotland has topped the league as the worlds largest consumer of the illegal drug. Surprising somehow...who'd have thought it. You would imagine some of those other dens of iniquity across the globe would be far worse but no....Scotland tops the bill.
Almost 4% of the population up there are on it. Getting blotto on cocaine. One would have thought a preference for the national product would prevail ie Whiskey. But no, they're all high as a kite on the white powder.
It must be something to do with the slate grey architecture and the damp dark drizzley nature of the place. Anyone who watched Case Histories recently will know what I mean. Gloom gloom all is gloom!
I guess they have to eleviate the gloom somehow. There was I thinking they were happy little blighters...all dem ceiles, all that haggis, all dem neeps, and all that whiskey!...and of course with fashion to die for...kilts and tartan...who could ask for more!
ps 2.4% of the population of the US are on it
and 2.5% of the population of England and Wales
so you can see how Scotland busts the barriers of international consumption
where are they getting it all???
