I had to chuckle this morning. Whilst walking along the seafront, a man came trotting past me and ran up to the toilets, desperately trying all the doors to no avail of course. At that moment, a jogger came by and the oriental man flagged him down to ask where the nearest loo was. The jogger simply pointed at the beach and ran off.
I saw a funny side to it, but I suppose it wasn't so funny for the poor man!