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...........Written after a meal of 'magic' mushrooms!
Throughout Dover town the rumours are spinning,
The Burlington's being rebuilt and the Dover Stage too,
The town council has announced the forthcoming twinning,
With the 'jungle' at Calais to built friendships anew.
A committee is being chosen from Aycliffe to manage,
A great party to welcome our neighbours so swell,
A supposititious leader will arrive in a flash carriage,
To ensure it's success making rash promises as well.
With a crew to be led by a most modest person from River,
The docks will be speedily developed with free access for all,
A magical grand opening by a band with drums and a Zither.
With no backhanders in sight we'll all have a ball!
There'll be no need for our new friends to stowaway now,
A warm welcome to the UK for those who seek a good life,
Fly to Manston, away from the turbulent sea and their Dhows,
Welcome the new home seekers here, the world and his wife!
Soon the advance party arrived on a freezing wet day,
With hopes soaring high and their clothes in a sack,
Driven towards flag waving crowds waiting in Jubilee Way,
Then were marooned for a month in operation stack!
When they reached Dover town, the party had finished,
The town was deserted too, no planned progress in sight,
Dismayed by the sad vista, zest for a new life diminished,
They boarded Eurostar for Calais to hasten their flight!
Back in the 'jungle' they passed on the sad news,
And everyone said, "we've had a lucky escape,
We'll all return home to the places we knew,
No future here so back to our roots our families we'll take."