Well they all returned to knockabout question time in the House of Commons today and the first thing of note to the discerning eye was the expanding jolly gait of Mr Cameron. Clearly he has been indulging quite heavily over the Christmas period and now we know who ate all the pies! Yes indeed, clearly excessive consumption of fine wines and Christmas pudddd has forced him Im sure to purchase the next size shirt. I will resist any attempts to suggest that he has never had it so good...whereas others...well no I couldnt do that.
But apart for the personal comments about his appearance and general well being... he was also certainly in jolly form in the commons, laughing merrily at his own jokes to the loud guffaws of the two sitting next to him, and taunting in a schoolboy way the strains of the opposition as they tried to get him to answer a few miserable questions.
But no answers forthcoming as Cameron continues to be entranced by his own one liners.
All honed of course in the mess hall after playing gamely on the playing fields of Eton.
No answers on bankers bonuses which clearly they cant do anything about, no answers on vat rises which they clearly said wasnt going to happen...you know, the usual thing.