I've memories of a Burns Night sailing down the Thames on the Barracuda pleasure boat. It was a Company arranged 'do' by a Scottish colleague who ended up sick. He claimed seasickness but we blamed the Haggis!
The best part, on board other than the Casino, was watching the Haggis being chased around the boat by a whisky pickled Scot in an ill fitting kilt!
It was hilarious!

Do nothing and nothing happens.