How about this for a right Gale of Laughter...the Fred Olsen Cruise line company is in the harbour right now, its ship all lit up as I write like a nuclear powered Christmas Tree and planning no doubt to take some unlucky sods off for a cruise...in this weather!!
Strewth! the Brits are clearly a nation of masochists. Its blowing a howling gale of the force 8 or 9 variety and all isnt well out on the ocean waves. But look on the bright side...you get a free bucket and rehydration pack with every ticket!
Perhaps its a free trip for those that had the Norovirus earlier in the year. Once more onto the breech dear friends...