As I have said before 'bring back/bring in pissoires.
Most need of the facilities is by men who have drunk too much of the 'falling over water'.
All they/we need is a secluded place to connect with the storm drains.
Let's celebrate our close ties with Europe by putting them in Dover?
(If they catch on over the rest of the country they could become the start of a cottage industry? Fnarrr. Fnarrr.)