Dear me Guzzler, if only you had made more of your Mankini tease. All your talk of wishing to give it as a gift to another, I'm sure, has only served to whet the appetite of the local ladies. Come the morn there is bound to be a queue of those with willing hands eager to cram your depleted coffer with bounteous donations.
I will content myself with sight of the many commemorative photographs.
