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    One further idea that always works a treat and will surely have the coaches flocking in from far and wide is the humble flying saucer sighting. A good story saying they appear every wed and thurs over the Castle and bobs yer uncle..tourism will boom.

    Fake a good picture or two...the Loch Ness ones were faked initially and it didnt hurt them, and the story could take off.

    Then throw a scantilly glad Kelly Brook lookalike into the mix saying...

    " Green Monster seduced me in back seat of his Rocket!" and your in for a boom ...

    "..it was horrible, it went on all night!" says scantilly clad slightly dishevelled but very alluring female with heaving boosoms!

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