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  Oh I say Marek - very funny post there. But to be serious... Im glad somebody was on hand to witness this extraordinary turn of events. I mean, poor oul Dover Dick chased all over the clifftops clutching his french stick and his grapes. I just dont know what the visitors made of it. Hopefully by that time of evening most had limped off to the nearest hostelry. But watch out for that big cat. I wasnt quite believing this story from Dick, although he is normally a reliable source, but there we are...its all confirmed by Marek.
  
  So readers...dont go lingering up on the cliffs at twilight as you might get more than you bargained for..I bet the big black nasty cat is salivating at the prospect of dining on a hapless wayfarer.
  
  As for studying the british tits Marek..its good to see that you have taken up a sensible hobby at last. I have learned from the story of your endeavours and have nailed some of my nibbly bits to a bird table in the garden, hoping to attract a few birds. Im not sure if that will work. It turned out to be quite painful to do though... as I hit my thumb with the hammer as well!

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