Well I never! The above Tale as related by Dover Dick is true and I knows ya know 'cos I was up there lurking in t'bushes wiv' me binoculars watchin' a great pair of British Tits (they canna arrest ye for it you knows..Oh no! 'cos I'm a fully signed up member ov the hornothology society..tis a very select an secret society is that)..Anyways I digress cos there I was studying these tits and watchin' them leap from side to side when I sees Dover Dick rushing past me like a madmen holding his big french stick in one hand and clutching his big bunch of grapes with his other.
A fearing 'e had lost his marbles I stood up only to be confronted by a great big black pussy hurtling past me and in hot pursuit of Dover Dick...twas a terrible and frightful to witness.
" I'm in a relationship" he cried out, but was to no avail.Poor lad.
Aye tis a sight I'll never forget until my dying day...I'm just glad he's still alive to tell the tale..
Tom from Pee-ping and See