I know you have all been waiting not only with fevered anticipation, but with throbbing palpitation too, for my final report on Celebrity Big Brother. My plans to bring to this item to mass media audience yesterday was scuppered by our technical assault by person or persons unknown.
But back to Big Brother the celeb version...Unfortunately the geezer wot wunnit took us all by surprise, an Irish Gypsy called Paddy Doherty. I think he was Irish anyway. Never heard of him myself but he won.
But here was I, waiting with picture at the ready for Kerry Katona's name to be called out...well I was so sure she was going to win, she being a female favourite, currently on the cover of every gossip magazine between here and the Cairngorms. But no, it didnt happen she didnt win, but she was second anyway.
So yes here I am with a pic of Kerry to satisfy the gossip factor...and to save my blushes as I dont have a pic of him wot wunnit.
She scrubs up well, having spent the entire three weeks lying prostrate on the sofa in slob mode and wrapped the whole time in a woolly blanket jumper and a woolly hat. On the cover of the magazines she looks 2 stone lighter..were they air brushing?? Surely not.
I took the pic as she waited on the same sofa, waiting for the winner to be announced...so there you have it.