Bugger. I never knew there was
another Brian Cox. I thought Equity made them all have different names like that David Walliams? It's a bit like Steve McQueen. I was at a dinner party and someone was talking about his painting and I said how good he was in the Thomas Crown Affair and everyone looked at me as though I was an idiot. Don't think I'll bother going now, there's a new series of Great Continental Railway Journeys on that night on TV, I've no idea who Mairead McGuiness and that Kier Starmer always looks a bit startled and confused like some greasy haired rabbit caught in the car headlights. I was really looking forward to seeing Brian Cox. I was hoping he could sign my copy of the Infinite Monkey Cage book. Bugger.

"We are living in very strange times, and they are likely to get a lot stranger before we bottom out"
Dr. Hunter S Thompson