Barry's Secret Life

• Guest 675

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  7 August 2011     22:23119035
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  Have just read in the Sunday Times that Torquay has its very own Super Hero, known as The Dark Spartan, with his own sidekick, the Black Void. It turns out that in his secret identity the Dark Spartan makes his living as Financial Adviser. Of course this got me wondering if our Barry had any aspirations to patrol the mean streets of Dover dressed in heroic garb and ready to sort out the assorted vandals etc that litter our streets. Then, obviously, I had to wonder what his heroic name of choice would be and what sort of costume he would have. Any suggestions?
  Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
  Richard Armour
• Keith Sansum1

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  7 August 2011     22:57119036
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  CHOPS THERE HEADS OFF BAZ
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• Guest 710

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  7 August 2011     23:16119042
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  "Boy Wonder."
  It saves on the stationery and monogrammed handkerchiefs.
  Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
• Guest 655

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  8 August 2011     06:31119052
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  You have discovered my secret. At night I dress up in my spandex and fly off faster than a speeding bullet to Torquay to patrol those mean streets...
• Guest 644

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  8 August 2011     08:05119072
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  I suspect Barry has a secret day job working as a reporter at the Daily Blugle. Keith, however, continues to represent his party of Ex-Men. :)
• Guest 644

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  8 August 2011     08:54119078
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  I suppose this makes Alexander Captain Britain, and Mr Garstin the Crypt Keeper. Marek, the arch criminal mastermind operating from his island hideout, would be the Jersey Devil.
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
• Guest 675

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  8 August 2011     09:16119083
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  http://www.channel4.com/programmes/superheroes-of-suburbia
  Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
  Richard Armour
• Guest 683

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  8 August 2011     11:00119125
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  Barry
  I am just getting over the image of Paul B in his string vest and now I have an image of you in spandex!
  
  Please can members consider those of us of a sensitive and delicate disposition before posting?
• Keith Sansum1

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  8 August 2011     11:29119130
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  mark;
  love that posting lol
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• Guest 655

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  8 August 2011     11:33119133
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  Well, to be fair my superpowers were supposed to be a secret, you can blame Chris for exposing me!!!
• Keith Sansum1

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  8 August 2011     11:36119135
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  barryw
  what you and chris get up to together in your private lives, realy should remain private lol
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• Brian Dixon

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  8 August 2011     11:37119137
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  barry,dont forget to wear your y-fronts on the outside off your trousers.
• Guest 655

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  8 August 2011     11:37119138
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• Guest 683

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  8 August 2011     12:09119154
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  Barry
  better that Chris exposed you than your spandex did!
• Keith Sansum1

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  8 August 2011     12:13119156
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  Mark
  I just hope we don't get all the details of how chris did it
  lol
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• Jan Higgins

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  8 August 2011     12:48119178
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  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I don't know, it would certainly conjure up a bizarre image.
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• Keith Sansum1

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  8 August 2011     13:02119184
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  jan;
  i know it has always been said that chris p is good with his hands but i must have misunderstoos what they meant lol
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