Balls are always entertaining no matter where you encounter them. Did you know, Im sure you did, that we play almost all our sports with balls. In golf for example you have the long ball, or you have the short ball, you can have a chipped ball or a sliced ball, and when you have company you can play a fourball or even a twoball. Many a romance was conjured up over a twoball...
When playing against the americans in the seventies they had big balls, the brits used a smaller ball, so they had small balls. It didnt come as a surprise that the Americans had big balls.. which the Brits had difficulty using.
What the above has to do with anything gawd knows...
Ed Balls alas...I would love to be able to defend him. He certainly has lots of balls but I cant see him as a vote winner, he just doesnt have the charisma. He is earnest but just doesnt have the charisma. How he hoodwinked Yvette Cooper into tripping down the aisle isnt clear. When I say he has lots of balls, I refer of course to the little balls at home running around the kitchen.
