howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#1
heard a noise earlier so went out to investigate.
the paramedics done their best but to no avail.
Guest 657- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#2
Kermit - nooooooooo.
Has anyone seen Miss Piggy?!
Guest 698- Registered: 28 May 2010
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#3
Statler & Waldorf must have seen something - they see everything.
I'm an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes my raincoat - Harold Wilson
Guest 710- Registered: 28 Feb 2011
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#4
It could have been worse, had it been not a Street but a Road there would also have been a Toad.
Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.
Keith Sansum1
- Location: london
- Registered: 25 Aug 2010
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#5
i think it was suicide
something to do with miss piggy rejecting him
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Jan Higgins
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 5 Jul 2010
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#6
I never did like Kermit very much.
I bet there is some child screaming it's head off as it has lost it's favourite toy.
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Brian Dixon
- Location: Dover
- Registered: 23 Sep 2008
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#7
it was fozzy that done it,pushed of the wall he did.then done a runner.
Keith Sansum1- Location: london
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#8
miss piggy was seen running away
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#9
i just heard "don't nobody move or the amphibean gets it".
someone must have moved.
Guest 720- Registered: 20 Jul 2011
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#10
We must find out who Kermitted the crime and then frog-march them to the police station.
Keith Sansum1- Location: london
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#11
I heard the words from miss piggy were;
"i'm in the mood"
kermit said "no"
to whitch miss piggy was seen to shoot kermit
its only rumour or overheard conversation
should only have as some say, facts on here lol
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#12
#3 - Statler and Waldorf is what the kids call the Old Man and I. But we saw nuffink, guv.
Guest 667- Registered: 6 Apr 2008
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#13
It may not be foul play he might have just croaked it.
howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#14
this must set a record for bad jokes on one thread, anyway i can report that the body has been removed, presumably for a decent burial.
Guest 745- Registered: 27 Mar 2012
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#15
Green party canvassing
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#17
the jokes keep coming, incidentally the frog is exactly how i saw him, i didn't move him for photographic effect.
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howard mcsweeney1- Location: Dover
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#19
steve the bus driver that split his sides when i pointed it out mel.
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