Ah relax Jim.Keef and meself are good friends and he himself puts in loads of his posts the very words..."I'm just a pleb!!" as I'm sure we have nearly all seen. Its certainly the word of the moment..must NOT be used with the POLIS in Downing St however.
Its time young Keefy abandoned his love affair with laptops. By all accounts they seem to be unreliable. He has gone through a great many ..or a great many breakdowns. A good steady solid upright tower system is needed..a Dell perhaps.
I dont know if you can buy them on the never never..could be good.