Hold on JHG. We dont need any false monsters or saucer sightings.
All we need is news to get out of Dover's, if not the world's best kept secret, Dolly, the Dover harbour monster. We have all been very good in Dover keeping Dolly's secret from the world so she can stay safe in her deep under-water hole home in the harbour, but perhaps it is time to let the world know about her and to let Dover cash in.