You do all seem to be in such an 'Andy' to leap to your next fix, cheer-wise. Other people are allowed to be bolstered by success of their own too.
Too old, too Italian, too Danish, overpaid and all too likely to have reached their apogee at club level etc. etc. Why not give everybody else's team a three goal handicap lead if your team is so predestined to succeed?
[I wonder if this Murry plays football?...

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