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    Bloody Orkney: this traditional song has been attributed to a Captain Hamish Blair, RN, said to have been stationed at Scapa Flow during WWII

    Bloody Orkney

    This bloody town's a bloody cuss
    No bloody trains, no bloody bus,
    And no one cares for bloody us
    In bloody Orkney.

    The bloody roads are bloody bad,
    The bloody folks are bloody mad,
    They'd make the brightest bloody sad,
    In bloody Orkney.

    All bloody clouds, and bloody rains,
    No bloody kerbs, no bloody drains,
    The Council's got no bloody brains,
    In bloody Orkney.

    Everything's so bloody dear,
    A bloody bob, for bloody beer,
    And is it good? - no bloody fear,
    In bloody Orkney.

    The bloody 'flicks' are bloody old,
    The bloody seats are bloody cold,
    You can't get in for bloody gold
    In bloody Orkney.

    The bloody dances make you smile,
    The bloody band is bloody vile,
    It only cramps your bloody style,
    In bloody Orkney.

    No bloody sport, no bloody games,
    No bloody fun, the bloody dames
    Won't even give their bloody names
    In bloody Orkney.

    Best bloody place is bloody bed,
    With bloody ice on bloody head,
    You might as well be bloody dead,
    In bloody Orkney

    There's nothing greets your bloody eye
    But bloody sea and bloody sky,
    'Roll on demob!' we bloody cry
    In bloody Orkney.

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