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  All sphincters are rapidly agin'
  
  Come gather 'round people
  If to Dover you roam
  And wish to pass water
  You'd best do so
  Before you leave home
  Please accept that its so
  Or you'll be drenched to the bone
  
  Chorus:
  The line it is drawn
  The curse it is cast
  The slow one now
  Will feel public blast
  As those present now
  May later be outcast
  Your term is rapidly fadin'
  
  
  To counter writers and critics
  Who graphito with pen
  They keep their eyes wide
  Your chance won't come again
  And don't peak too soon
  For the wheel's still in spin
  For up 'till now there's no public loo
  
  Chorus:
  
  Come councillors, aldermen
  Please heed the call
  Don't stand in the doorway
  Don't block up the hall
  For he that does fart
  Will yet remain un-stalled
  And the battle outside is ragin'
  
  Chorus:
  
  Come mothers and fathers
  Throughout the land
  You must organize
  Now that you understand
  Your sons and your daughters
  Are beyond nature's command
  All sphincters are rapidly agin'
  
  Chorus:
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  With apologies to Bob Dylan. [I may now let him off the £15 he owes me]

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