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Many years ago my parents planted a row of pansies up along their drive. All grew fine but after a few months one particular pansy grew much bushier and about three times larger than all the others. Eventually we found out why - next doors cat, a huge black and white bruiser named 'Tommy', used to regularly relieve itself on that very plant. I don't know what their neighbours fed it, but it had developed some sort of fertilising super-piss.
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