I think it was the renowned wit and statesman Bluebottle who once remarked, "Low-life's crawling in the water!"
For today history repeated itself (too much cucumber in the ol' sarnies, if you ask me)...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/swimmer-halts-oxford-cambridge-boat-race-134049912.html
Where will it all end? Right here said the umpire, to be restarted...soonish. No matter..well done the blues!

Ignorance is bliss, bliss is happiness, I am happy...to draw your attention to the possible connectivity in the foregoing.