Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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9 November 2009
17:3932722#1
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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9 November 2009
18:0832727#2
9 November 2009
20:1232732#3
Guest 649- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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9 November 2009
21:2632734#4
Lets get back to the Topic
9 November 2009
21:3832735#5
That reminds me of when water was found on mars.
Guest 640- Registered: 21 Apr 2007
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10 November 2009
11:1532750#6
Handy Andy you beat me to that one...I have a similar picture somewhere in my files which I used some time back. These ones are always amusing though.
Guest 674- Registered: 25 Jun 2008
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10 November 2009
11:3132751#7
Vic
the mars and topic bars dont have future issues with your bum
Guest 666- Registered: 25 Mar 2008
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10 November 2009
12:4432767#8
Nice one guys!
They remind me of when I was a prep-schoolboy in Wallington and used to walk to my Grandmothers' sweet shop where I was allowed to eat as many topic and mars bars as I wished.
Just the sight or smell of one now makes me feel ill, proves that you can have too much of a good thing.
Made my dentist very comfortably off it did though.
Oh Boy!, That'll be the day.........
10 November 2009
18:3732789#9
Rum still has the same effect on me, more than thirty years after I got irredeemably "tired and emotional" on it!!!!
10 November 2009
18:5932791#10
Oh my god. If these jokes get any worse someone will be responsible for a bit of salt and battery...
11 November 2009
10:0332820#11
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Brian Dixon
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11 November 2009
17:4232836#12
Guest 690- Registered: 10 Oct 2009
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#13
I`ve changed my avatar. Heinz have withdrawn their sponsorship to me.
Tell them that I came, and no one answered.
#14
I enjoy those megabars of Mars and Marathon, particularly if I've got a nice drink to wash them down.
Guest 673- Registered: 16 Jun 2008
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#15
No mistaking what you are getting there, Sid.
Here is a photo taken recently of a sign in a hospital in Shenzhen, China, by a friend of my brother-in-law.
Absolutely no mistaking what this examination is for.
It contains a very rude word so I can't display the photo in the refined world of Dover Forum!
http://shipsintheportofdover.fotopic.net/p63616518.html#16
Guest 645- Registered: 12 Mar 2008
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#17
I've have forwarded my CV applied for the job.
apparently I'm well suited as I'm a right one...
Marek
I think therefore I am (not a Tory supporter)
Brian Dixon- Location: Dover
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#18
ed,there is a simular word in the flemish speaking countrys,belguim,holland.
Guest 653- Registered: 13 Mar 2008
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#19
I wouldn't have said that about you Marek - not out loud anyway !
I can't believe the Chinese use that in an official capacity.
Roger
Guest 693- Registered: 12 Nov 2009
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#20
Perhaps the medical staff at that clinic eat this particular variety of orange:
True friends stab you in the front.
True friends stab you in the front.
