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  Excellent Paul.My mother was a musical hall actress and I only wish I had the presence of mind to write down the songs and tales she used to tell.
  
  After the ball was over
  Nellie took out her glass eye
  Put her wooden leg in the corner
  Hung up her wig to dry
  
  of course years later the great Les Dawson would stop at this juncture and add" "she was only half the woman of when I married her"

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