21 March 2013George Osborne never fails to disappoint. I suppose this comes down to the fact that he is Chancellor of a coalition and has to make compromises all the time rather than just do what is right. Also of course he has left it too late anyway to really get to grips with what needs to be done. He should have been a lot bolder in 2010 when he had the political time to do it. But, to be fair, he has always been held back from that by the LimpDems so we have been getting a watered down cherry brandy when we should have been getting a full blown single malt!
He gets two cheers because he is at least still taking us in the right direction even though we are travelling far too slowly.
Lets look at the good points....
His crackdown on the bloated welfare budget is well overdue even though it does not go far enough.
His help to homebuyers is good news but full of risks - let us hope it does not backfire like Fanny!!!
Some modest supply-side measures are welcome, particularly the help to small businesses, specially the NI savings - but still not radical enough.
Corporate Tax reform, good - a 'flat tax' for business
Fuel duty escalator scrapped, about time too.
Public sector pay restraint to be extended, good but more efforts must be made to reduce its size too.
Yes there are a few other sensible measures as well but he is still not addressing some of the key factors that make our tax system unfair. We are heading for 5m people to be subject to the higher rate of tax. Nothing has been done about that penal 62p effective income tax rate at £100,000 and the 47p highest rate of tax on income over £150,000 is still far too high. Our over-complex and high taxes encourage tax avoidance and, what is more, encourages and facilitates it. The new anti-extreme tax avoidance measures announced will not change that. Tax is not a solution to our problems but a simpler, flat tax system would be fairer, harder to avoid and would result in a lot more tax being collected while encouraging economic growth. What is deemed to be good for businesses should now be good for us as individuals as well.
In short - two cheers because still not enough done for growth on the supply and tax side of the equation.
11, Downing Street
(fashionable) London.
Dear Santa,
You do try, I know you do. It is all down to this terrible timing thing. You visit once every December, and I would prefer to see you right now, and again around June.
Alas, if truth be told, I have been a very naughty boy (again), but you do know that I do what I do for the very best of reasons; when I make promise after promise on your behalf, but please do not concern yourself about people losing faith in you: About this time in 2015 I will declare that you are very much alive and kicking, and dolling-out for all you/we(they) are worth.
It's not simply that old habits are hard to shift, and it's not that I am actually unaware of the part played by house-price-inflation in Gordon's misdeeds, but my own assets are what I hold most dear, and let's face it, house prices are not going to stay on the up without some work from me. In any case the idea of spreading as much indebtedness around as is humanly (superhumanly, even) possible will at least allow everybody to feel good about themselves, and by the time that penny drops again the General Election will be over and victory will be ours (alone!!!).
Ever your obedient servant,
Gideon. XXXXXX
P.S.
Not to worry about the Train Set, I have that sorted. Just as with The Olympics, and the promise of regular visits from your good self and the laughable persistence in the general belief that Lady Luck is bound to point to each in turn, the 'madding crowd' will cough-up for it themselves, tee-hee.