I read somewhere, or did I dream it, that this forum is only for locals with names of one member's choosing and is to only discuss local issues.
'Locals' being those who live in the area, be they born in the area or arrive on the axles of a lorry off the ferry, ex pats born and bred in the area are a NO NO according to someone who is using a Folkestone Hotel...or is it a Bristol bridge as a surname! Oh well 'horses for courses' I suppose!
Although local issues and worldwide events and politician bashing seem to abound on this forum. Shock, horror, I also note that some local content has even featured on TV....perhaps someone should tell them or paste it on Facebook!
Armed with this hitherto secret knowledge I will have to ask family and friends, who still live in the area, to get me a visa for when I visit.
Off to cut my own toenails as it's difficult to find a reputable Chiropodist nowadays, (I haven't mastered the art of foot in mouth yet).
A little bedtime reading to save, anyone who needs to, counting sheep to drop off tonight as I suspect it may be desperately needed after a taxing day in the vinegar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coincidence
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia