There was a strange woman from Deal,
Whose view on others life was surreal,
She followed Keith Bibby, just like a sheep,
No logic existed, it made poor Bob weep.
"Bob who?" some curious one's said feeling lost,
"Bob Whysman the bait, or do you mean Bob Frost?
Are there two of them or just the one person."
"I don't know', said Keith, I just cast aspersions.
Now both Bob's realised they were being berated,
Not hard to conclude when you're educated,
Benevolent they were and not easily drawn,
They'd been learning about life ever since they were born.
Decided to ignore them, they had nothing to fear,
Unlike Keith and Chrissie, their brain was in gear,
Decided to rename them Alice and Hatter,
Just so they could see see, their name didn't matter
Walking on Walmer seafront, watching the tide,
Bob Frost didn't care he had nothing to hide,
Bob Whysman out walking in the Sussex air felt grand,
Happy to leave the Hatter and Alice, in Wonderland!
