A couple of months ago my son came over from Ashford with his two children. He needed a few bits in town so he parked in the small car park behind McDonalds and went shopping. He came back an hour later and saw the offside back door wide open. He assumed someone had broken into the car but when he got to it there was nothing missing. In the car were two tablets, his mobile phone, a camera and various other items worth nicking. He could only assume that one of the kids had left their door open and any would-be thieves had assumed the owner was nearby. That's what you call luck!!
There's always a little truth behind every "Just kidding", a little emotion behind every "I don't care" and a little pain behind every "I'm ok".